Because the doomsdayers about global warming were right and no one listened until now when it’s too late.

Wait… people are listening now?

He supports Israel because it is the hub of US power projection in the Middle East.

How is that not a political reason?

I would be more likely to buy a Tesla if the cars weren’t engineered like garbage.

Maybe someone should tell those people that there’s a list that could help them find out who their local billionaires are.

Great, this will be stuck in my head for at least the rest of the day… and I’m not even out of bed yet.

They have probably been replaced by an AI that was exclusively trained on clowns.