Original recipe shamrock shakes. They must be awful to my palate now, but I wanna know what the original tasted like

Well you’re not going to do it, what choice does she have?

I’m a person, I care

Angles? What does this mean?

My wife and I have two sons, and it’s an obscene amount of work, but there’s nothing better than the simple joy of seeing them excel at something they love, or seeing their pride at a success.

You’re giving up proper sleep for a decade, and you’re forever ceding your ability to not worry about another person’s wellbeing, but on the whole it’s worth it.

The early years are punishing, there’s no way around it, but it gets easier as they get older.

Good lord, calm down superstar

Why do people get so concerned about what artists do in their personal lives? Authors are fucking weirdos, I don’t let it affect my reading choices. I’m sure Chaucer was a dickhole, but whatever

Is this supposed to be in English?

It hasn’t been this competitive since 1945!

Any family? Or a specific one?

Get lots more exercise. It won’t cure it, but it really helps

Japan and China will challenge your statement

Noblesse oblige still exists, but the loudest morons with wealth don’t do it. Classy people with wealth certainly still do

And this affects your criticism of a movie about space wizards?

What does ‘a place of privilege’ mean in this capacity?

They shouldn’t have made the prequels. They were terrible and George fucked the legacy of Star Wars forever

I upvoted the first half of your comment

No, it can only be white on black racism

People in the past were products of their time, news at 11

Spelling doesn’t appear to be a strength either. ;)