If you go the film route, consider using 8mm. Even though some people thinks it’s still too experimental i find the file compression to be far superior (one third file size after transcoding my library from VHS -> 8mm film) and they barely burst into flames.

Besides who has movie nights without drinks nearby you can put on the fire?

Make sure you use mixed drinks and not hard liquor as that will not put out fire and make your insurance company really annoying.

I am not going to say no.

This was probably the best read i’ve ever gotten from spam.

The suspense, the (unhinged) world building, the (campy) plot twist. It’s like a shitty horror movie. Bravo!

Still downvoting for the spam, though.

If that’s true, then why don’t the oceans explode when i throw in a Mentos?

The post is from August, last year. I was confused as well.