Like, backyard? Sure would come in handy after hurricanes.

Stalactites hang tightly. Stalagmites rise mightily. Never forgot it after that.

Palmolive. That’s what it tasted like to me when I went looking for it.

I once ate a handful of cilantro to see if I could taste it, and I could, a little bit. Then I swore not to do that again because normally, I love cilantro.

Woody Allen in the photo montage is a big red flag.

Not at the time, though. His proclivities were not widely known 'til he and Farrow split in 1992, when she found out about Soon-Yi.

…Well, you might have had an inkling if you saw Manhattan.

And well you should!

Germans were mocking Budweiser when I visited there 30 years ago.