Aaaah, so that’s what they meant by that quote…

Kid Buu: Do not try and find the Dragonball. That’s impossible. Instead… only try to realize the truth.

Neoku: What truth?

Kid Buu: There is no live-action Dragon Ball.

The original film was close to perfection, the second film had its moments, like the night club scene and the introduction of the twins and flipping an SUV with a samurai sword, and the third… basically only thing I remember is watching a live-action version of a DBZ fight, which was awesome to watch in the theatre and obviously still miles better than any fight in the actual live-action DBZ movie… But I couldn’t tell you what the rest of the film was about.

I usually go with:

This is mambo #5!