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"no" banana to memes@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

Pregnancy

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"no" banana to memes@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • @hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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    28•1 year ago

    Now the baby can walk with its exoskeleton.

    • @jayemar@lemm.ee
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      2•1 year ago

      Krang from TMNT

  • @RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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    19•1 year ago

    There’s a whole lot wrong with this page.

  • @edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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    16•1 year ago

    Ah yes, the famous 10 week period to let the baby rest and finish cooking before mom pushes the freeloader out

  • @hemmes@lemmy.world
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    15•1 year ago

    Is this…not…how it is?

    • @jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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      26•1 year ago

      No. The baby is usually facing down and is much smaller than that. Also, most women don’t have elastigirl arms.

      • Clutch
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        10•1 year ago

        Most.

        • @jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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          4•1 year ago

          When I was a kid, my mom was usually pretty laid back. But, if we were being smart asses, I’m pretty sure she could have reached us from halfway across the room.

      • @workerONE@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        Most babies turn head down in the last few weeks- a typical pregnancy lasts 40 weeks. At 30 weeks like in the picture the baby would probably still be in a head up position.

      • @hemmes@lemmy.world
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        4•1 year ago

        Yes, but this clearly depicts the baby straight up chillin’ waiting for somebody to load up his right arm with a beer. So…

      • @GBU_28@lemm.ee
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        1•1 year ago

        More lies on the internet

    • @stackPeek@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      do legs usually go pregnate?

      • @hemmes@lemmy.world
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        2•1 year ago

        …yes?

      • @lugal@sopuli.xyz
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        1 year ago

        Where do you think baby legs come from?

  • Resol van Lemmy
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    12•1 year ago

    Why is her left arm too fucking long?

    • @intensely_human@lemm.ee
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      1•1 year ago

      Why is the baby pregnant?

      • Resol van Lemmy
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        1•1 year ago

        Because it’s opposite day.

  • Jilanico
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    11•1 year ago

    Looks like Slenderman met his Slenderwoman <3

  • @angrystego@lemmy.world
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    9•1 year ago

    What is the name of the book?

    • @Creazle@lemmy.world
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      8•1 year ago

      The story of life by Chris (Simpsons artist)

  • Lev_Astov
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    7•1 year ago

    I didn’t know Chris (Simpsons artist) had a book and now I need it.

  • Dr. Coomer
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    7•1 year ago

    I hate this.

  • @OrderedChaos@lemmy.world
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    6•1 year ago

    If the baby’s legs go through her legs shouldn’t the baby’s arms go through the arms? With all that practice following along with mom babies should be able to walk immediately after birth like the rest of the natural world.

    • "no" bananaOP
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      8•1 year ago

      Assuming babies are natural

  • @Axiochus@lemmy.world
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    6•1 year ago

    The Simpsons have come a long way.

  • magnetosphere
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    5•1 year ago

    “So… if I give my kid this book, it explains all the awkward stuff, and I can avoid The Talk? Eh, good enough. I’ll take it.”

  • @Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works
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    4•1 year ago

    Skinwalker

  • @HurlingDurling@lemm.ee
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    2•1 year ago

    “Am I the pregenant?”

  • Captain Howdy
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    1•1 year ago

    Sauce¿?

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