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@LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world •
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It's 2023/2024 and Roseanne Barr is now more attractive than Madonna.

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It's 2023/2024 and Roseanne Barr is now more attractive than Madonna.

@LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world •
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  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand
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    174•1 year ago

    Yeah it’s like all her ugliness moved to the inside

    • @firkin_slang_whanger@lemmy.world
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      If I had a reddit award, I’d give it to you.

      • @LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldOP
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        126•1 year ago

        Sir, this is a Lemmy’s.

        • @firkin_slang_whanger@lemmy.world
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          35•1 year ago

          😳 Excuse me…If I had a Lemmy’s award, I’d give it to them.

          • Kata1yst
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            15•1 year ago

            Just chip a couple bucks to your local instance owner! Basically the same thing, without the glitz.

            • subignition
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              12•1 year ago

              Toss a coin, to your admins…

      • Brave Little Hitachi Wand
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        11•1 year ago

        Thanks for the mold, kind deranger

      • @Kbobabob@lemmy.world
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  • 𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙
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    67•1 year ago

    until she speaks

    • @ByteWizard@lemm.ee
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      You sound triggered. Touch grass once in a while and the truth won’t be so upsetting.

      • @PoliticalAgitator@lemm.ee
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        This was so awkward I had to check if you were joking but nope, actual conservative who got his feelings hurt and retaliated with the two most generic right-wing insults there are.

        I could teach your entire personality to a bird.

        • swayevenly
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          5•1 year ago

          That’s insulting to the bird. Try a goldfish. At least they’d forget it sooner.

      • 𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙
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        Sorry, rosanne. I didn’t know you were on lemmy. I still don’t like some of the shit you say. You did an ok job on that one sitcom you had. I forgot the name of it. Not very funny though. Cool to meet you online though!

        Uh oh, I think I triggered rosanne.

  • Teon
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    56•1 year ago

    But they are both bat shit crazy, so looks mean nothing at this point of de-evolution.

    • @muntedcrocodile@lemmy.world
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      3•1 year ago

      Have you heard of the crazy hot graph?

      • @wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works
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        19•1 year ago

        Crazy right wing is never hot tho. Boner killer for sure.

        • @Texas_Hangover@lemm.ee
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          I don’t know, that Boebert broad got a nice fucking pair on her.

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          • @wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works
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            0•1 year ago

            Until you hear her talk, maybe.

        • @ikidd@lemmy.world
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          -5•1 year ago

          Face it, you’d throw a hate fuck into Bohbert. You know it.

      • NoIWontPickaName
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        3•1 year ago

        Ah the Vicky Mendez parallel

  • @kameecoding@lemmy.world
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    33•1 year ago

    I just feel bad for madonna, that’s a mental health issue and just sad stuff all around.

    • @NounsAndWords@lemmy.world
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      15•1 year ago

      I would say the same for both.

    • KingJalopy
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      Should feel bad for Roseanne then as well

      • phillaholic
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        Why? She had so many chances at just not saying really shitty things and ended up getting a huge pay out to not work anymore.

  • HubertManne
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    28•1 year ago

    speak for youself and the current pictures you are using I would say is about the most flattering of the one and unflattering of the other.

    • @LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldOP
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      true I did select the best current Roseanne picture I could find, but as for the Madonna picture, that is the best current photo that exists of her, simply what she looks like now.

      • HubertManne
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        her instagram is pretty recent stuff and you can see the similarity to the photo you used but more flattering I think. https://www.instagram.com/madonna/

        • @LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldOP
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          Whoa her self-curated photos are much more flattering than the candid shots the media keeps capturing 🤔

          • HubertManne
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            yes. thus my flattering vs unflattering comment. its a best of this person vs worst of this person. paparazzi are known for getting the most unflatering thing they can get. here is an unflattering of rosanne https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.9sycqP26-qlbyK5E4UMPyQHaE_%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=080cdf0e155de1bfe8e4ac255684a560d210d80d146ed58a7c76900237c9b690&ipo=images

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              • HubertManne
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                yeah but again they did not use the equivalent with the roseane picture. my comment (the first one, way at the start of the chain) was not about what was best but just at the disparity between the two types of pictures

        • @AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world
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          But it’s Instagram. Everyone’s more flattering there.

          • HubertManne
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            yes. thus my flattering vs unflattering comment. its a best of this person vs worst of this person. paparazzi are known for getting the most unflatering thing they can get. here is an unflattering of rosanne https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.9sycqP26-qlbyK5E4UMPyQHaE_%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=080cdf0e155de1bfe8e4ac255684a560d210d80d146ed58a7c76900237c9b690&ipo=images

  • @Iliveonsaturdays@sh.itjust.works
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    It’s 2023/2024 and Steve Buscemi is now more attractive than Mickey Rourke

    • @LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldOP
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      for fun I wanted to upload comparison photos of Mickey Rourke and Steve, but Steve Buscemi photos not needed; we all know what he looks like.

      • @AlfredEinstein@lemmy.world
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        I’ve never heard a good explanation of wtf happened to Mickey Rourke.

        There’s no gray area. It’s like he woke up one day and had become a troll.

        • @Anticorp@lemmy.world
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          2•7 months ago

          He says it was due to boxing injuries, but that sounds like a lie he made up for his horribly excessive plastic surgery. Mike Tyson got hit a thousand times harder than Rourke ever did, and he doesn’t look like a blowup doll. Neither do any other famous professional boxers. Plastic surgery to repair damage doesn’t include jumbo XXX sized lip injections.

      • @AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world
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        Wow he used to look a lot like Bruce Willis

        • @mysoulishome@lemmy.world
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          Bruce Willis/Don Johnson

    • @glorious_albus@lemmy.world
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      13•1 year ago

      Always has been.

  • @z00s@lemmy.world
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    12•1 year ago

    “Everything everywhere all at once” is the title of a movie, not something you should tell your plastic surgeon.

    • @Smeagol666@lemm.ee
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      I just watched that movie three days ago, had to get some everything bagels to celebrate.

  • @Pratai@lemmy.ca
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    9•1 year ago

    They’re both uglier than each other. For different reasons.

  • @nbafantest@lemmy.world
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    Good on her for taking better care of herself. It is not easy, especially when you started from the left picture.

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    Madonna spent years as a sex symbol, which absolutely takes time, effort and very consenious eating. Not to mention makeup, hair and fashion. What I see in her pic is a streamlined and simple to maintain look. She already has the money and nothing left to prove so… YOLO?

    • @corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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      consenious

      Consensual?

      Conscious?

      Conscientious?

      Contentious?

    • @Igloojoe@lemm.ee
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      Thats not relaxing on beauty. That’s trying harder than ever and using plastic surgery / botox.

  • SnausagesinaBlanket
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    This is like saying dirt looks better than mud.

  • @hydroptic@sopuli.xyz
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    Madonna’s face is a good example of what happens when someone has more money than sense

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  • Sagrotan
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    Was there a time when Madonna was attractive? Witnessed her whole career, involuntary, but missed that moment apparently.

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