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sag to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish •
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1 year ago

I am a 5 year old cop

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I am a 5 year old cop

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  • @Azzu@lemm.ee
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    49•1 year ago

    I thought the joke went

    My kid: shoots a brown person

    • @baked_tea@lemmy.world
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      24•1 year ago

      Its “shoots dog”

      • @Azzu@lemm.ee
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        4•1 year ago

        I guess we got the whole spectrum of offensiveness covered now :D

    • u/unhappy_grapefruit_2
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      7•1 year ago

      I’m so proud of you son 🥹

  • @MonkCanatella@sh.itjust.works
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    22•1 year ago

    lol this dude stole a joke to make it friendlier to police what a simp

    • @Son_of_dad@lemmy.world
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      4•1 year ago

      Yeah the original joke has the kid shoot a dog, but op is a boot licker

    • sagOP
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      2•1 year ago

      Me or OC?

      • @OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.world
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        3•1 year ago

        Probably OC, unless you edited the text.

        • sagOP
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          6•1 year ago

          I steal meme ;)

  • @Son_of_dad@lemmy.world
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    14•1 year ago

    I saw this same joke but with the punchline being the kid shooting a dog, that was funnier

  • DessertStorms
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    5•1 year ago

    Not even for a free meal…

  • @Emerald@lemmy.world
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    3•1 year ago

    Image Transcription: Twitter Post


    🍁Yukon Ghost, @GrahamKritzer

    [Diner]

    Waitress: Cops, and kids 5 and under eat for free

    *me, discreetly nudging my 6 year-old*

    my 6 year-old: im a police

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