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Everyone knows you take a shit faster while naked anyway
I’m now naked in bed, and this would probably get my boyfriend excited.
Monkey paw, your bf can’t get his clothes off
I’m sort of cold until I put on some other clothes. But it’s okay, I needed to change those sweatpants anyhow.
Right now I’d be fine. A few hours ago, knee-deep in snow would have been more annoying.
I get suspended because no uniform.
Thankfully, I’d just left work when asked this.
I’m not wearing anything, so I assume the universe throws a NullPointerException and everything blinks out of existence?
Not at all
The mosquitos suddenly become very happy…
