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Grammaton Cleric to Dank Memes@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

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Grammaton Cleric to Dank Memes@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • MTP
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    35•1 year ago

    You’ve got this all wrong. Captain planet is blue.Adderall is blue. Captain planet is Adderall. Just take adderall.

    • GigglyBobble
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      33•1 year ago

      Got confused, took Viagra. Help.

      • Rose Thorne(She/Her)
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        19•1 year ago

        It hasn’t been 6 hours yet, just keep masturbating.

    • Grammaton ClericOP
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      8•1 year ago

      Viagra is also blue 😉

  • MartinXYZ
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    21•1 year ago

    Donuts

    OP is Obviously a cop!

  • @ButtCheekOnAStick@lemmy.world
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    13•1 year ago

    You’re forgetting alcohol!

    • rockerface 🇺🇦
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      11•1 year ago

      Alcohol into this concoction is going to backfire spectacularly

      • @ButtCheekOnAStick@lemmy.world
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        8•1 year ago

        Rookie

      • @IthronMorn@sh.itjust.works
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        3•1 year ago

        Nah, this is literally my combo but with some alcohol as well. Works great. Just don’t over do it.

  • Deceptichum
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    5•1 year ago

    Oh shit, I’m outta donuts.

  • Flying Squid
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    5•1 year ago

    I explained Captain Planet to my daughter the other day. She thought it was one of the stupidest things she ever heard. She’s right but at the same time, how dare she!

    • Grammaton ClericOP
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      3•1 year ago

      Did you tell her we were all going through an environmental awareness trend at the time?

      • Flying Squid
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        2•1 year ago

        That really isn’t an excuse for how ridiculous the show is.

  • theodewere
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    4•1 year ago

    just remember to drink water, kids

  • @rocky1138@sh.itjust.works
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    4•1 year ago

    Be careful with ibuprofen

    • Grammaton ClericOP
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      3•1 year ago

      Be careful with any pill

  • @RedTie13@lemmy.world
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    3•1 year ago

    Anytime I had to clock-in for a customer service job.

  • BigFig
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    2•1 year ago

    Mmm mixing uppers and downers, real 5head move

  • @BobTheDestroyer@lemmy.world
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    2•1 year ago

    Replace donuts with little salami sticks and you’re bang on.

  • @M137@lemm.ee
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    2•1 year ago

    “Donuts”

    You mean sugar… Going by your logic for donuts, the others should be: coffee, cigarettes, joints, etc.

    • Grammaton ClericOP
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      5•1 year ago

      No logic involved here, just a meme 😅

  • @SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world
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    2•1 year ago

    Meditation is better for you

    • Grammaton ClericOP
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      2•1 year ago

      Meditating? In the middle of a retail shift? 🤣

  • @Mamertine@lemmy.world
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    2•1 year ago

    I’ll suggest you try generic Aleve. I find it better than ib profin for most aches.

  • @MrSqueezles@lemm.ee
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    2•1 year ago

    More like

  • Sagrotan
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    1•1 year ago

    My buddies Meth, Heroin, coke, valium and quaaludes - what shift?

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