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Better this than an open plan office.
I loved when I worked in an open-plan office! Of course though the people around me hated it as I was a bit of a distraction.
After I moved to 100% HO I now realize that some CEOs main task is to make peoples lifes more and more miserable.
Honestly, I’d love a cubicle if I ever had to stop being remote
Yeah I was going to say the same. This is actually decent. My old office before they renovated to open plan looked a lot like this. I think I had that chair! And that ceiling! Hey, wait a minute! This IS my old office!!
Well turn one of those monitors to portrait and that could actually be a functional workspace.
Portrait? Are you coding something?
When I was doing tech support that’s exactly what I did!
I came to say this. And that’s one reason why I left my last post.
But it was more a symptom than an actual problem. The new boss really had no idea what he was doing, and it just became clear when he instituted a return to office to a new cramped bright hot loud environment after we’d all done really well working remote for about 2 years at that point.
The Dead Sea effect was felt long before it was my turn.
If only that was the environment. Nowadays it’s all open office designs everywhere. Can’t get any work done especially if you’ve got people around you on calls all day.
They’re actually trying to solve the calls thing, but in the worst way: super fucking loud “white noise machines”. Basically a tiny speaker in every other ceiling tile that makes it sound like the most oppressive AC setup in the world.
We put tape over those. Other people, too lazy to do the same, we’re jealous of our cube farm!
God I didn’t even consider packing tape, our office is extremely open but I bet I could stay late and sabotage every other speaker to try and reduce the noise a bit.
We used regular tape. Take a disposable coffee cup, flip it over. Make a roundish star of tape on it, sticky side up, then put the cup on a broom handle and press it against the speaker on the ceiling. No climbing needed ;)
Might not work for other models of speakers I guess, ours were just about perfectly sized for the disposable cup!
News flash: the open plan office is actually seen as sexist, according to at least one article in the BBC. Go see!
Not quite. The Beeb aren’t in the business of studies (outside special reports). If I am thinking about the same article as you, Anglia Ruskin interviewed thousands of workers and found that while most people got over the sense of surveillance, a much higher percentage of women than men didn’t. This was because, seemingly, women were in fact more surveilled by their male colleagues.
So open plans aren’t “sexist” in the sands they were designed in oppression of women; they are sexist in the sense that their design and rationale failed to predict or account for the disproportionate negative impact on women.
The calls yeah. But I worked in an open plan engineering office. The work waa solitary and immersive enough that most days everyone waa heads down in work. But it was awesome for office banter and razzing each other.
Fast-paced unpredictable high-energy
That’s a lot of words to say you don’t know how to run a business
It’s run by a group of entitled toddlers, guided by running kittens.
I love your comment, but it overlooked the drinking
My last office job was QA at a game studio. They kept our whole team in a stuffy windowless room full of partitions. Three screens took up the one desk that was only a bit wider than your chair.
When feeding time happened you could hear everyone’s lips smacking.
I would have killed for a cubicle like this.
The devs out in the civilized part of the office had open plan, but they had L desks and 4-6 screens. Some had mini fridges and drawers.
I played Phantasmagoria 2 and knew it was supposed to take place in a brutally oppressive corporate hellscape, but each characters cubicle seemed expansive and cozy.
Bruh, thanks for the reminder. Gotta go listen to the OG Phantasmagoria theme
First thing I thought when I saw that picture… “Not too bad.That’s a big cube.”
Ok but the snazzy office spaces don’t mean better conditions. All this shit means is corpo speak for "we’re asking 3 people to do the job of 15 until we decided that having someone crack periodically costs more than adding FTEs.
Dual monitors, though.
Piotrowski also speculated that if there’s a limit to how many tabs you can have open in your web browser at once, this guy’s gonna hit it.
Lmao
That’s the high-energy, they aren’t energy star compliant
100% more productivity!
Dual monitors are the minimum to actually do any work
We don’t do anything too complicated on our PCs but we all have 2 monitors (plus the one built in to our laptops)
My favourite workspace was when I was just stuffed under a stairwell. There were very few interruptions because the only way to talk to me was to stand in the hallway blocking traffic.
I showed up, got my work done, dicked around with research projects, wandered the halls talking to people about the kinds of issues they were having and offering ad-hoc training, went home. It was more like a hobby than work.
I loved my Harry Potter office when I had it. The door was actually on the back side of the staircase instead of the side, so lots of people didn’t even know I was there.
Years ago I worked at a brewery.
They had offices but no spaces available in that part of the facility when I started, so they “made an office” for me in a spare storage room off of a tiny hallway that connected the finishing cellars with the filter room and hop storage room.
It was so out of the way that over a year into the job there were still people who had no idea how to find my office.
Granted there were no windows, and most of the day, the hop centrifuge and filter pumps meant I was immersed in loud droning noise…but until I started working from home in the pandemic, it was the best office I ever had.
Is that Neo’s office?
They were the 3/4 height walls sans sneeze guard.
“CorporateAccountsPayableNinaspeaking… JUSTamoment.”
Those TPS reports aren’t gonna write themselves!
I’m genuinely curious as to whether people actually work in these things.
I’ve worked in 9 roles across 3 companies.
Never got my own cubicle
They stuck me alone in the server room. 10/10
honestly… sounds heavenly
Been great except that time the AC went out. No one bothers you unless they need something fixed.
No AC in the server room sounds like a recipe for cooked servers hot and fresh.
Only one rack and it was a few weeks ago. I’m sure something would have died if it was middle of summer, though.
Being in a room with 15,000 fans spinning at 10,000 rpm is like being trapped inside a vacuum cleaner. Mandatory hearing protection. Alternating rows of 70 degrees and 100+ degrees.
It’s not always so fun, but being better than a cubicle is a low bar.
Mandatory hearing protection.
Can confirm. That’s what did it. Ideally, in just a few decades, my age will catch up with my hearing, though.
I had a cubicle in my first job out of college, but most workspaces I’ve been in have been open
luckyyyyy
I work remote, but the in-office guys in my department have cubicles. They like them pretty well, but they might also not be the best judges, because when they go into the office, they’re usually totally alone
EE - I have a cubicle but don’t even use it bc I’m at a workbench elsewhere 90% of the time
I work in a cubicle! I don’t mind it at all after over 10 years working retail/customer-facing positions.
Seriously, after working fast food and as a cashier a cubicle is godsend. Company I work for is putting standing desks in for every employee this month too.
Very nice!! Mine didn’t supply standing desks but I got a nice converter top thing to go on my desk and it’s very nice. Working on my feet for 10+ years I did hate sitting all the time lol.
I don’t want to be an IT guru for my real family…
“I see you’ve missed a lot of work, Peter.”
“Well, I wouldn’t say I’ve been ‘missing it’ Bob.”
Looks calm as fuck right? Because they cleaned up the mass murder scene left by the previous IT guy going bonkers trying to deal with the company’s legacy bullshit and shit security culture.
I’d actually go back to the office if I had a cubicle
