Apparently these people have never eaten pizza in NY, where we fold our slices. Can we all stop eating from chain pizzerias and order from your local spot?

Pro tip: pick up slice, fold it in half lengthwise and enjoy

  • hiddengoat
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    52 years ago

    Sure bro, just tell me what local spot in Texas has New York style pizza that isn’t shit.

    Hint: THERE FUCKING ISN’T ONE.

    Source: My dumb ass that went to NYC, ate pizza three days in a row, and hasn’t touched a slice since returning to this pizza-deficient shithole because my eyes have been opened like that scene from Event Horizon.

  • @MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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    52 years ago

    The local spot doesn’t deliver at 12am. Also, if I’m the one paying for it then I’ll eat whatever pizza I want

    • downpunxx
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      -72 years ago

      yeah, sure, and we say you’e eatin garbage pizza, but hey it’s a free country. enjoy your garbage pie.

      • @MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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        2 years ago

        And I assure you I am just devastated over it 😭

        I sometimes lay awake at night obcessing over what strangers on Lemmy think about morality and ethics when choosing a pizzeria 😫🍕😫🍕😫

  • boothin
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    32 years ago

    Neither have sauce in them, they are more akin to a calzone

  • @fubo@lemmy.world
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    12 years ago

    Here in California, we mash-up pizza ideas from all over, no matter what people think of it anywhere else. It turns out Detroit-style square pizza, with BBQ chicken and artichoke hearts, is pretty damn tasty.