Big Costanza energy.
Serenity now!!!
The jerk store called.
This would never work in the US. The ambulance bill would be 5x higher than the restaurant bill.
20x
Must be one expensive meal to be 1/20th the cost of an American ambulance.
$50 vs $1000, rough approximations
My last ambulance ride was $3,400. After insurance I was still on the hook for 1,700 iirc
The exact ratio depends entirely on the your personal limit for when you see a bill and say “Yup, definitely heart attack worthy”
After the 15th time people started getting suspicious
But it was the 20th that really gave him away.
Always quit while you’re ahead
“It’s heart attack guy. He wants his usual.”
Triple bacon cheeseburger with onion rings?
Seafood paella and two whiskeys for only $36.80 USD? I’m fucking moving to Spain
I wish I was that extroverted. I mean that’s 19 free meals and a nickname, what else do you want?
What does this have to do with introversion vs extroversion? It seems completely unrelated.
One could easily be an introvert and be an asshole and take advantage of people this way.
Restaurants hate this one weird trick.
“And what is the charge? Having a heart attack? A succulent Chinese heart attack?”
Pierce?
“You people are sick, this man is dying!”
-some regular looking guy with a large jaw
“Choke” - by Chuck Palahniuk
I came here to say that.
The first Palahniuk book I read, before I learn he wrote Fight Club
Lullaby and Survivor came next.
DECEPTION 100
95%. (1-1/20)*100%
All the buffs in the world won’t help if you roll a critical failure.
….I thought shit like this only happened in sitcoms.
This guy having a real heart attack in a restaurant some time in the future.
“Oh no, just ignore Aidas. He is such a joker. Now would you like the lamb or the fish tonight?”
Succulent Chinese meal?
I see that you know your judo well.
This sounds like a Michael Scott bit in The Office… I’m pretty sure something like that actually happened in The Office.
But were they big corporate restaurants? Because that’s victimless.
