“Cat. On a lovely bed of Greens”
Do we have a cats are liquid community?
Looks like there is one at !catsareliquid@lemmy.ml. There is not a lot of activity there, though.
Smells fresh and cool. I’d sleep on a salad if I could.
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Nah…this applies equally to kids as well.
“What’s in your mouth? Why are you chewing on plastic?”
“A thousand toys in this house, and you play with the empty box…”
“Why is there a dead mouse sitting on top of the fridge?”
Really, almost anything you say to a cat you’d likely also say to a kid at some point.
“Stop shitting in the corner you animal”
“If I fits, I sits.”
– Every Cat Ever
“Why are you scuffing on my butt, you little weirdo?” A sentence I never thought I’d have reason to say.
Is that two cats stacked on top of each other?
He’s literally ON his diet
Salad? You mean the cat’s box?
Cats wants to touch grass. 😿
Hey, who ordered the Shumway Salad?
Perhaps it’s exemplary advice on what one should sleep on for a change?
You told him to touch grass once.
