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@Kowowow@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

If your door was a pillow it would probly be better to slap it than knock on it

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If your door was a pillow it would probly be better to slap it than knock on it

@Kowowow@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 2 years ago
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    This is the ultimate shower thought. Completely useless but so very true.

  • @NOT_RICK@lemmy.world
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    I dunno what comes out of your shower but I want some of it

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    if my grandmother had wheels she’d be a bike!

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      if my grandmother was a pillow my hand would hurt less when I slap her!

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    You have good weed.

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      you don’t even know what I’m capable of I’m completely sober

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        My. God.

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    /c/trueshowerthoughts

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    Deep.

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