Most normal Morrowind fan
Moon sugar is just plastic
Okay, we get it. The Earth is made of microplastics now. It’s time to just accept we live on an Earth made of plastic and all become Barbie Girls to make it fantastic.
And everyone can also brush our hair and undress us everywhere
Raindrops can’t form without larger particles like dust. I shudder to think how microplastics are replacing these particles
If they’re in the clouds then they’re in the air we breathe
I don’t get what the big deal is. I’m full of microplastics, but microplastics are made of dinosaurs, so that makes me part dinosaur and that’s badass.
but microplastics are made of dinosaurs
Algae actually.
What makes it vegan, I guess.
“Each liter of cloud water contained between 6.7 to 13.9 pieces of the plastics.”
Anyone know what a “piece” is?
It’s a bit
Some, as a snack
Guess I’m not traveling to Japan then
/s
Jesus Christ just walk there you’ll be fine
Jesus Christ could walk there indeed.
Life in plastic / is fantastic
Come on Barbie, let’s go party!
Every time I read one of these stories I imagine my capillaries clogging up with PVA glue