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🍹Early to RISA 🧉 to > Greentext@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

Anon accidentally gentrifies their neighborhood.

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Anon accidentally gentrifies their neighborhood.

sh.itjust.works

🍹Early to RISA 🧉 to > Greentext@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • @Serinus@lemmy.ml
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    142•2 years ago

    They were gonna raise the rent anyway.

    • @ladicius@lemmy.world
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      32•2 years ago

      That’s the most real comment in this thread.

  • @dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de
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    122•2 years ago

    Rookie mistake

    • @EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world
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      46•2 years ago

      Why is the landlord in the air?

      • @Red5@lemmygrad.ml
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        4•2 years ago

        Private jet

        • @EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world
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          2•2 years ago

          Aight, shoot it down with incredible violence

  • @Omgarm@lemmy.world
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    89•2 years ago

    Time to sell crack and make everything shit.

    • @FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world
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      58•2 years ago

      Nah, just fire off a pistol in your backyard every month or so

      • @PowerCrazy@lemmy.ml
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        28•2 years ago

        Even better form a township with other like minded folks where pistol firing is at night is a guaranteed right per the town charter. If the charter is changed “substantially” then the charter is dissolved and a new town has to be created with 100% participation from the people living there. If no charter is agreed upon, all public services and taxes are paid to you and controlled by you. The Karen’s and corporate landlords who were upset by the guns suddenly find they live in an unincorporated fiefdom, have no garbage collection, municipal water, potentially electricity, sewer, or any other societal niceties. They leave, and you are free to re-incorporate with like-minded comrades.

        Obviously the trick is to get the original charter approved by the county/state.

    • voxel
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      2•2 years ago

      i thought you said “everyone” (not “everything”) the first time i read this comment

  • @HerbalGamer@lemm.ee
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    38•2 years ago

    When you Gentrify yourself out of the neighbourhood

  • @NKVDawg@lemmygrad.ml
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    20•2 years ago

    Now do this to the landlord

  • @BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca
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    15•2 years ago

    This was honest crack dealers because they never shot the drone down, and never followed it and found out who picked it up.

  • @Papercrane@feddit.de
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    12•2 years ago

    Soooo, no more cheap rent for anon

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