I want to be Trebuchet’d into the ocean when I die.
Volvo 960 for all the people who aren’t wondering
Really needs to be built into a crematorium, but keep it behind a curtain so you can surprise everybody
Funeral car in the upcoming woke (affectionate) Cars 4 movie be like “my pronouns are she/hearse”
would make for an intersting camper conversion
Going into the parking lot at work the other day there was a hearse in front of me with a baby on board bumpper stickier.
Oooof I’m sure it wasn’t meant that way, but that is exceptionally dark.
I’d rather be shredded, composted, and used to feed some trees, than be pumped full of chemicals and shoved in a box, or spend a few million BTU of fuel just so I can be turned into pollution.
muslims are simply buried in dirt. Pretty good and clean way if you ask me.
Must be in Fargo
I want to be composted and then my bones given to my loved ones to do whatever they want with like articulate or turn into wind chimes or jewelry or whatever they’ll use.
I choose this option.
Mulch and fertilize.
Ah yes, the Richard Crafts Special…
