Idiocracy really was a documentary, wasn’t it?
Idiocracy is what they aspire to achieve.
When you don’t want to admit you were meant to hire the Heritage Foundation Dana White but got confused so you continue on the charade.
Four Seasons all over
Getting a ufc guy would be a boon to snl, it’s the only way they’re going to go harder than the 2016 Sean spicer podium bash.
President Camacho frowns upon this stupidity
Just when you thought it couldn’t get any stupider
At least it would be funny.
All the worst people.
In all fairness the cage fighter guy is no more stupid then the reality TV guy.
Idiocracy
Worse. This is just idiotic
It would maybe make more sense if this woman, Dana W. White, was the actual target? Trump probably didn’t even know she existed and automatically assumed they meant the UFC dude, because he personally loves celebrities and big strong men.
Dana W. White is a communications executive and former United States government official. She was the United States Department of Defense’s Assistant to the Secretary of Defense for Public Affairs and chief Pentagon spokesperson from April 2017 to December 31, 2018, under Secretary of Defense Jim Mattis during Donald Trump’s first term.[1][2][3] She had earlier worked for the House Republican Conference, Fox News, The Heritage Foundation, the Office of the Secretary of Defense, The Wall Street Journal and the United States Senate Committee on Armed Services, and was director of policy and strategic communications for the Renault–Nissan Alliance from 2012 to 2015.[3]
Well even if he knows there’s a decent chance someone suggested her to him and he said, “WAIT! I KNOW! MY UFC FRIEND SHOULD DO IT!” and everyone in the room just kinda sighed and went along with it.
In less than a week I guarantee he’s gonna slip and something like ‘…ya let’s meet in the octogom and I’ll show a thing or two”
One fuckin day without trump embarrassing himself or America would be so amazing
He’s got to die at some point. Of course I’m sure there will be plenty of embarrassing revelations after that happens but at some point afterward…
asked that he bring a number of high-profile UFC fighters with him on the job “even though some are not from our Country”.
“We need these people to defend us against the Lunatic Left,”
Yep. Dementia.
Only Simeone as ignorant as Trump could pull this off with a straight face
More of a droopy-on-one-side face.
More like poopy-on-one-side face.
Some take the nuclear codes from this old demented orange pedophile fuck, for the love of god…
He doesn’t have them, has to ask them to open the nuclear football. I seriously doubt it would get even that far.
Dana White is too competent. Evidence: declining this offer.
He should take it and then just make the reporters fight. Fuck it.









