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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 hours ago

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  • CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world
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    This was on my dog’s medication once.

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Did he abide by it?

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    Yes, car brains are completely desensitized to their own murderous potential.

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    I’ve seen enough warehouse fails to fully agree.

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    Mine goes to bucket excavator.

    I don’t consider forklift to be heavy machinery, at least not the little pallet ones. The seacan ones, absolutely.

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      I don’t consider forklift to be heavy machinery, at least not the little pallet ones

      “A small electric forklift may weigh around 3,000 lbs (1,360 kg)”

      Call me crazy, but I personally draw the line to “heavy” somewhere BELOW a metric ton 😄

  • mad_lentil@lemmy.ca
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    I always go to crane

  • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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    They obviously mean my schlong

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    I always think of like an excavator lol

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    I drive a forklift for a living and I equate “heavy machinery” as a bulldozer or something, lol.

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      To be fair, I probably couldn’t lift either.

      • Kyrias@lemmy.ca
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        Wait until the medication wears off. Probably easier then.

  • ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world
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    It says don’t drive or operate heavy machinery, the additional clarification is precisely because people will think “well a forklift isn’t a car”

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    https://lemmy.world/post/39600616/20797357

    forklift-sama is about to make me lose my licence

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      Fucking gold right there

      • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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        thank you ☺️

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    I once zoned out of driving for a solid 5 minutes on my way home from work as a teen because my brain didn’t equate heavy machinery with car. Got onto highway…turning off of highway. Nothing in between. Needless to say, I’ve never made that mistake again.

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      work as a teen

      Interesting profession

      • Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works
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        Long hours, always underappreciated, also thought pretty highly of myself too for someone with very little work experience

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      This happened to me on a regular basis for a couple years, just sans medication.

      Coming to in the parking lot or badging in and realizing you have no idea what happened between getting in the car and now.

      3am start times with a 20min drive will do that to you.

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      I mean, it would be better off to say “motor vehicle” or at least include that with “heavy machinery”, but chances are this would reduce use for a lot of medications when people need to drive to/from work etc so it gives them convenient out lawsuit-wise

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    I thought they meant gundam suit.

  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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    Okay but also chainsaws.

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      Depends how heavy it is, I guess 🤷🏻

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        And how strong your arms are.

      • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca
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        Right? What about my top handle climbing saw? I think it weighs 7.5lbs

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          Is that like the guy I watched for a few hours as he climbed the redwood tree that towers up past the 6-story apartment across the street, lopping off limbs as he went, flipping his waist rope a little higher with his left hand and wielding his chain saw with his right?

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            He shouldn’t be spiking a live tree, redwoods may have thick enough bark though I’m on the East Coast

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    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ja7ap6AEuYU

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