Gotta say op, both your burn pattern and butter distribution leave room for improvement. Despite the hearty slices of what is clearly high-quality bread, I can’t give this toast better than a 7/10

I’d like to make a toast to this toast for being the toastiest toast I ever did see! Cheers! 🍻

I would eat that👍

Did we run out of powdered milk? Are we on toast now?

You need to put some beans on it.

Too bad bread makes you fat

So Shoney’s

Bit of Vegemite would make that perfect.

Talkie? Is that you?

“I mean, the whole purpose of my existence is to serve you with hot, buttered, scrummy toast. If you don’t want any, then my existence is meaningless. I toast, therefore I am.”