Once I decompiled the contol app for a cheap chinese vibrator. The vibrator uses Bluetooth LE to talk to the phone app, the phone app connects to chinese servers and offers remote control and chat functionality.
Spiciest thing I found in the App was a list of words (mostly Chinese) you are forbidden to use, stuff like references to Tianmen. Yes the sex toy app had a cleartext list of political and kinky forbidden words it will locally filter out.
Dude, don’t give them any ideas. Butt plugs are gonna start having ads before they turn on now.
Getting an ad and being able to silence it by shoving it up my ass sounds… weirdly satisfying
Hyperplug detected a lack of fiber in your diet. Press here to order our new Fibre & Flow ™ food supplement. Only one dose a day to keep you healthy!
…then heat it to 50°C
Mining shit-coins
Welcome to ten years ago.
In Toy Story 5, there’s a potty training toy with internet access. I find that creepy
Open endpoint
IoT fanatics until they start getting fucking ads on their LG TV or Alexa spewing audio ads
Is this the newest RCE?
No, that would be for an internet enabled, adjustable cockring. Remote cock execution.
You want more targetted advertising instead of random stuff don’t you?
