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MeatPilot@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

My asshole will never recover.

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My asshole will never recover.

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MeatPilot@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • TrooBloo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    14 hours ago

    Good spice burns twice

  • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1 day ago

    This is why I always check how spicy something is by first sticking some up my butt.

    • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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      18 hours ago

      That’s a good idea. Going forward I, too, will check how spicy something is by first sticking some up this person’s butt.

    • eupraxia@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      20 hours ago

      as above, so below

      • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        19 hours ago

        As within, so without

    • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca
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      17 hours ago

      Reminds me of the monkey joke

    • MeatPilot@lemmy.worldOP
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      1 day ago

      Do you use your fingers or a fork?

      • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Mounted slingshot with a latch release set up under a specially designed chair that has a hole in the seat for precision alignment.

        Set the slingshot, drop the food in, pull the trigger. No unsanitary poking with tools or fingers needed.

  • Arachnidbrilliant@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    18 hours ago

    I grow ghost peppers every year. Just get a bidet

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    Honestly I’ve been getting super into spicy food the last couple of years and growing my tolerance a lot, to the point I’m now easily chomping down on California reapers based sauces and this just doesn’t seem to be an issue for me at all, the going out part never seemed to be affected?

    • furry toaster@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      1 day ago

      yeah, idk what people do

    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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      time to move on to the actual peppers. The sauces are tame compared to the source.

      Except pure extract. Don’t fuck with that shit.

      source : Ate an entire Komodo Dragon pepper in one bite. Once.

      BuT iT’s FrOm TeScO, gRaNdMaS sHoP tHeRe, HoW bAd CaN iT bE?

      https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/aug/11/uk-hottest-ever-chilli-pepper-komodo-dragon

      Also, there’s a reason that hot ones have sauces for celebrities and pepper mash and peppers for Klaus and Sean to eat.

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        Yeah I’ve not tried any super hot peppers in raw form yet, only reasonable ones, but I know that’s the hardest you can get. I could be tempted into trying although so far on this journey I’ve mostly been enjoying making my regular food spicy, because I’m the only one in the family that likes it the sauces are handy for that. I’m mostly looking for the extra flavour/feeling not necessarily taking it as a challenge if you know what I mean.

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      IIRC, it’s genetic. Some people have a gene that produces an enzyme that breaks down capsaicin.

      Edit: it might actually be a gut bacteria thing, I don’t remember

      • Obi@sopuli.xyz
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        19 hours ago

        Well I’m glad I have that gene then!

      • bitjunkie@lemmy.world
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        Is there a way to take this enzyme as a supplement so you don’t get the butt burn even if you don’t have the gene? I’m thinking like those pills for lactose-intolerant people. I love spicy food but fire poops can eat a dick.

    • FilthyHands@sh.itjust.works
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      I’ve been eating very spicy food for 30 years and never had this problem.

    • MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
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      I need to do some anal training.

      • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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        18 hours ago

        for hot food, or…?

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    Another reason to get a bidet.

    • MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
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      I have one and afterwards it’s like an sweet angels kiss to my brown eye.

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    This is why i eat fire retardant

    • MeatPilot@lemmy.worldOP
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      I’d try that, but I think it would really fill me up.

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    To recover implies that your asshole was covered in the first place…

    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Gotta cover the spread

    • MeatPilot@lemmy.worldOP
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      It kind of is since it’s a sphincter that opens and closes.

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        If I may politely ask, will you keep your fecal sphincter private please?

        🤣

        • MeatPilot@lemmy.worldOP
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          I’ll try.

          NSFL

          I lied. Picture a little fishes mouth, gasping for air. Stuck in a pool of hot wet mud.

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            • over_clox@lemmy.world
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              2 days ago

              Sigh, unzips…

              • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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                2 days ago
                im almost there

                • over_clox@lemmy.world
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                  Giggity giggity puke 🤮

                  Also, now my dick is stuck, plz halp…

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