One of my all time favorite bumper stickers I’ve seen in the wild was on a minivan driven by a woman, and it read “If you’re going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair while you’re at it.”
My favorite vanity license plate I ever saw read “MLFCNT.” Which my brain interpreted as “MILF C*NT.” When I got home and told my wife about it, she responded “You idiot. It stands for Maleficent.” Which in retrospect makes total sense because the Disney movie of the same name had come out earlier that year. Go figure.
One of my all time favorite bumper stickers I’ve seen in the wild was on a minivan driven by a woman, and it read “If you’re going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair while you’re at it.”
My favorite vanity license plate I ever saw read “MLFCNT.” Which my brain interpreted as “MILF C*NT.” When I got home and told my wife about it, she responded “You idiot. It stands for Maleficent.” Which in retrospect makes total sense because the Disney movie of the same name had come out earlier that year. Go figure.