• pHr34kY@lemmy.world
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    5 hours ago

    Don’t scan your face for Insta,

    The influencers want your polaroid.

    Don’t scan your face for Twitter,

    Elon wants your dogecoin.

    Don’t scan your face for YouTube,

    The vloggers want your shorts.

    Don’t scan your face for Twitch,

    The Slime Ranchers want your plorts.