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minus-squareCmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·23 hours agoI wonder how this person would qualify me touching my junk at the urinal. Since it involves touching an exposed penis, I suppose they would classify urinal usage as “public masturbation” and “sexual harassment” if anyone else is in the bathroom.
minus-squareDudleyMason@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·21 hours agoHell, according to them you’re probably already a rapist for writing the word “penis” without getting consent from everyone in the thread.
minus-squareCmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·19 hours agoBy god, you’re right! Off to the gulag with me.
I wonder how this person would qualify me touching my junk at the urinal. Since it involves touching an exposed penis, I suppose they would classify urinal usage as “public masturbation” and “sexual harassment” if anyone else is in the bathroom.
Hell, according to them you’re probably already a rapist for writing the word “penis” without getting consent from everyone in the thread.
By god, you’re right! Off to the gulag with me.