It’s pretty sad that I am now rooting for a Carrington-level event to reset all this [waves arms broadly] insanity going on. I know that’d be bad, and yet….

Is it this alert?

Space Weather Message Code: WATA30 Serial Number: 283 Issue Time: 2026 Oct 06 1633 UTC

WATCH: Geomagnetic Storm Category G2 Predicted Highest Storm Level Predicted by Day: Oct 07: None (Below G1) Oct 08: None (Below G1) Oct 09: G2 (Moderate)
THIS SUPERSEDES ANY/ALL PRIOR WATCHES IN EFFECT Comment: G1 to G2 (Minor-Moderate) geomagnetic storms are likely on 09 Oct with the arrival of a CME that left the Sun on 06 Oct.

Because this seems really tiny, sorry to disappoint anyone waiting the apocalypse

Lmao, what happens when earth gets hit by the wrath of the sun? We get shiny skies.