Full title: I hid a link on my website that only bots can see and told them not to follow it. They broke the rules and in 4 days they went 124,414 levels deep into an endless maze. One bot opened 782,580 doors. I thought this was super interesting, this is how the internet is these days. Thought I’d share.
Where are you getting your porn from, 'cause between ID-checking roadblocks and the fact that no can seem to make a decent search engine anymore, I’ve never had a more difficult time trying to find good porn. Please, share with me your secrets (and no, I am never going to give my ID to a porn site!)
Yandex.
Isn’t Yandex a Russian search engine? I meant a porntube site. That way I can create an account and have a recommendation algorithm.
You need an account to jerk off?
Have you ever tried to watch porn without an account before? It’s like watching YouTube without one. It’s the Wild West, and every video sucks. That’s the problem I’m having. Nobody makes a good porn site with a good search function anymore.
I’m literally doing as we speak.
Well you’re not the person who can help me, then. Clearly your needs are less specific than mine.
That’s fine, I need to take a break from porn anyway.