I knew they were big bears but not TWICE A HUMAN size! I didn’t even google this image for the polar bear I wanted to see how big a black bear is.
guess I’m never going to Antarctica!
edit: okay we got ANOTHER TIL. Apparently polar bears don’t live in Antarctica!
…I need to watch more nature documentaries…


Whereas I do, because a nazi polar bear would be terrifying and there are enough terrors in the world.
That’s fair. I’ve been traumatized several times by men doing whatever the fuck they wanted to me so that’s why I’d choose the Nazi polar bear.