Alternatively you could go to the nearest bishop and start talking how his church is not a representative of God, and you’re about to start your own church. And there’s 2 Gods anyway.

Down the street not across the street. But in all seriousness gunshot is not the way to do it. Statistically you’re gonna due brain damage but you’ll be too stupid to die immediately. It’ll take a day or two of what seems to be agonizing unconscious pain.

Rocks in pockets + river