I can feel the atheism leaving my body
I’m just saying, we let the church burn witches to test that theory out and they found out it was wrong and apologized. Why not let this pastor try out her theological theories and then evaluate the results before we rush into a hasty decision.
“I have a devil in my dick and some demons in my seman …”
Sir Psycho Sexy by Red Hot Chilly Peppers
Maybe she is a fan?
Edit: The Chilly Peppers were singing about semen not the navy!
I didn’t know the navy personnel was possessed.
I kind of knew it. The spelling did look wrong but I somehow could not figure it out :) But in my defense I am writing in my 3rd language and I think a decent amount of them are possessed!
Not my first language either. But I just couldn’t not make the pun…
It was a good one!
Thanks! As they say, question your spelling, especially when you’re about to apply to a boat full of semen.
😂
Ooh so close! What you’re actually sucking out isn’t demons but semens.
D for effort though!
One is closest to god when on one’s knees.
Come to think of it, it has been a while since I’ve gone to confession…
Did it work?
Only one way to find out 🤷🏻
“Come OUT, demons!”
It’s not disrespectful, it’s just bad journalism.
Asking for a friend
This meme is a bit weird :/
In case you didn’t know, this is fake.
You don’t even have to look it up to tell, just use some basic common sense.
In case you didn’t know, this is fake.
Doesn’t matter. The funny parts are how ludicrous it is, and the (probably intentional) transparent thirstiness of Armando’s reply.
Neither rely on it being a real thing that actually happened.
You don’t even have to look it up to tell, just use some basic common sense.
Right back at you 🤷🏻
