God, cops are obsessed with posing with anything they seize in bulk. Are the posing officers the ones involved? Who the fuck knows?!

But, let’s take everything at face value. $1000 $1700 “worth” of toilet paper… taken off the streets. Y’know, for safety. Like with drugs. This major bust apparently required 9 police officers, and, for some reason, a K9.

Let’s be generous and assume that this department assigns 2 pigs bastards cops to a cruiser, and let’s be considerate and assume that it took them only an hour to perform this sting and collect their Bounty. Let’s also assume that they managed to only burn 1 gallon of gasoline per vehicle. Finally, I think that it’s safe to assume that it took about two hours to get back to the station, decompress, tickle each other’s assholes over what a good police job they did, fill out their passive language paperwork, stack the TP, take this picture posting like they just got Osama Bin Laden, and then make a couple of racist jokes.

According to ZipRecruiter, the average Plainfield, IL hourly wage is around $30/hr. According to Gas Buddy, gas prices are around $5/gallon. So, to protect their streets from, probably, $400 worth of toilet paper, it likely cost the city $925, plus whatever the hourly cost is to make sure a police dog doesn’t get desensitized to black people.

But thank goodness Plainfield PD was there to prove that you can also use assholes to clean up toilet paper. Fucking ass-wipes.

Cops are like a box of chocolates, they’ll kill your dog.

Here’s what it looks like when fun is allowed lol

This reminds me of the Uvalde SWAT team photo where those pussy cops were playing pretend soldiers.

I hope the high schoolers don’t keep trying to do this kind of thing. They might fall afoul of the three wipes law!

According to police, the estimated street value was $1,708.66.

Once again, they’re inflating their numbers by extrapolating the street price for a single use against what’s clearly a distributor quantity. They’re probably also adding the weight of the pallets into the net total.

They’re posing with the shit paper as if it were a pile of cocaine 🤣 I hope America the beautiful was blaring while this photoshoot went on.

Thank goodness those monsters were stopped, right??

Did anyone make sure they didn’t touch the children?

Funbusters Inc strikes again.

What I would give for a good hijink…

Assuming the serious drug bust pose around toilet paper is meant to be a joke - that’s pretty funny.

They’re ready to take your shit!

It’s wild to me that they posed. Not that they stopped that, or that there’s a news story about it. But that they posed.

Wow, good work. Very cool and useful.