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TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world to FoodPorn@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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I stopped eating junk food several years ago. I just learned pizza tacos exist. Somebody tell me they aren't as good as they look, please.

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I stopped eating junk food several years ago. I just learned pizza tacos exist. Somebody tell me they aren't as good as they look, please.

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TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world to FoodPorn@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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    28 days ago

    Just get a pizza and also get tacos.

    • linkinkampf19@lemmy.world
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      28 days ago

      I’m at the Pizza Hut, I’m at the Taco Bell… I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.

      Sorry for the earworm.

      • Dejected Warp Core@lemmy.world
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        28 days ago

        Whaat?

        • 🌞 Alexander Daychilde 🌞@lemmy.world
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          28 days ago

          they said

          SORRY FOR THE EARWORM

      • YouTalkinToMe@lemmy.world
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        28 days ago

        Taco Hut sounds like a name for something else

    • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldOP
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      28 days ago

      TACO TOWN!

      • bert_macklin_fbi@lemmy.world
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        28 days ago

        I just had to watch it again. Such a great skit. Jason Sudeikis’s yell at the end gets me every time.

    • danc4498@lemmy.world
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      28 days ago

      This guy pizzas. And tacos.

  • Lon3star@lemmy.world
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    28 days ago

    Looks like a fast lane through the digestive system

    • lolrightythen@lemmy.world
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      28 days ago

      That or the opposite. Nothing in between

  • Axolotl@feddit.it
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    The tacos will inevitably break too much after a few bites and everthing will start spilling on you, and it’s your fucking fault for doing that.

    • Dejected Warp Core@lemmy.world
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      This is why I always go for a soft taco instead. Hard tacos want to be salad and will detonate into corn-chip shrapnel the instant you take that first bite, unmercifully dumping its contents onto the table and your lap in the process. I can’t imagine eating one mess-free, unless equipped with a jaw that unhinges and a supernaturally flexible neck.

      • ltxrtquq@lemmy.ml
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        28 days ago

        It looks like soft shells in the photo, and I’d generally agree that they’re better than hard shells.

      • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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        27 days ago

        and will detonate into corn-chip shrapnel

        MVP comment

    • agent_nycto@lemmy.world
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      Sounds like a skill issue. Just unhinge your jaw like a snake and eat it in one bite like normal.

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    Guys it’s just tacos with pepperoni on top.

    What would be real solid is making like, chorizo pepperoni slices or something instead of the regular pepperoni

  • neo2478@sh.itjust.works
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    The things that people from the US will eat, are beyond compression.

    • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca
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      28 days ago

      So is water.

      • Tier 1 Build-A-Bear 🧸@lemmy.world
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        28 days ago

        Perfect response XD

      • neo2478@sh.itjust.works
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        28 days ago

        Took me way too long to get it haha

    • Big Baby Thor@sopuli.xyz
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      28 days ago

      It almost looks like it comes from food hell, like a sinful pizza being tortured for all eternity.

    • catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works
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      28 days ago

      This is obviously Italian you idiot

  • Evil_Incarnate@sopuli.xyz
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    28 days ago

    I get reflux just from looking at that.

  • Pattylay@lemmy.world
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    Structurally and logistically there is no way that a shell transports pizza better than crust. Not to fault the 'tilla, just a different instrument for a different song

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      Tbh, hard-shell tortillas don’t even transport tacos that well. I love 'em, especially coated in Dorito dust, but it’s a flawed system for sure.

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        No no. Box crispy shells suck. Real corn tortillas cooked in oil until crispy enough to hold a V shape but just soft enough to really envelope the filling. Holy crap that’s delicious! Dude, I’m making tacos tomorrow!

        • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world
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          Yeah I was talking about the box shells, I didn’t realize that’s not what is in the picture. Oops!

      • Feathercrown@lemmy.world
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        This is why they invented the soft taco - cheese - hard taco layer combo. I need to try it sometime

  • CerebralHawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I’d use flatbread instead. Like the Gorditas that Taco Bell used to have in the 90s.

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    In my experience pizza <insert any food that isn’t pizza> is always disappointing.

    Pizza bagels? Not great.

    Pizza sandwiches? Also meh.

    Pizza soup? Haven’t had it, but also probably not great.

    Pizza pizza? That’s a calzone.

    I expect pizza tacos to be just as dissappointing

    • FluorideMind@lemmy.world
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      Tf? Did this person just say pizza bagels aren’t great?!

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        Not everyone has to like what you like.

        I stated my personal tastes regarding non-pizza pizzas, that is all.

    • postmateDumbass@lemmy.world
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      27 days ago

      Pizza rolls >> rolls

  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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    28 days ago

    They aren’t as good as they look.
    They’re better.

  • Today@lemmy.world
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    What makes junk food?

    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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      I do.

      • ignoble_stigmas@sh.itjust.works
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        Then don’t

  • blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works
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    I would fuck that shit up fam

  • 0xDREADBEEF@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    ground beef on a pizza tells me you’re in the clear

  • Arachnidbrilliant@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    If you’re turning these down… I hope you’ve got something better to live for

    • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldOP
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      See, this is why I asked.

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    Ehhh looks way to greasy and fried to me and like a burn hazard

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