This was my best showerthought I left on reddit. I didn’t want to leave it into the oblivion.
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I miss you Mr. Bigglesworth
No!!! A curse upon you, interlopers! The armies of the Lich King will hunt you down. You will not escape your fate…
It bothers me that there is a WoW reference here, but no mention of Austin Powers.
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In the words of Walter Sobchak:
You are entering a world of pain
Any pet knife owner will tell you about the risks involved with that.
Just as risky as petting a knife
Mine will just bite your toes, but apart from that they are pretty mellow. Although one does bite my wifes ankles when she (the cat) is hungry.
True story. One of my employees cats gave birth while she was working. Her boyfriend arrived home first and upon noticing the cat, went to check out the kittens. Well apparently the cat, who was always friendly prior, went absolutely cujo. The guy was wearing shorts and the cat just attached to his legs and shredded him. Apparently he like booted the cat a few times but it just kept coming at him. He ended up locking himself in the bathroom and had to climb out a window. The cat actually nicked an artery in his leg and he was bleeding significantly. Had to go to emergency. Apparently the bathroom looked like a war zone from what I was told.
Anyhow my cats always been good.
Yeah but most knives aren’t actively plotting your demise.
most
