
Finally! Fashion that makes sense!
Just wear some nuts as rings.
that silver?
Sure is! wink
Just wear some nuts as rings
Deez nutz?
Stainless silver my good man.
You’re missing the Balenciaga logo, yours is barely worth $100 /s
Looks better
$3.99 at napa
It’s beautiful
God at that price please tell me the screw mechanism works to adjust it.
Doesn’t look like the teeth are the correct size for the holes in the band… so… probably not…
If it does it’s honestly excellent design, even if questionable as a fashion accessory.
This is how Balenciaga does marketing and all of you are falling for it.
Ok, I realize it looks ridiculous, but you can tell this isn’t actually a hose clamp, right? It’s super thick and has a hinge and is made of silver and just LOOKS like a hose clamp. It’s probably one of the least bullshit products Balenciaga has made in years. They’re normally charging $2000 for a nylon windbreaker made of the same shit you’d buy at Target
Its probably listed in their cockring department.
Y’all really gonna ignore that that is a cock ring?
They literally named it the “tool bracelet”
Ol’ Ironsides
…find this and more at Cock Ring Warehouse.
When I see shit from Balenciaga I’m reminded that climate change actually makes total sense.
Look at this dumb shit. The people selling and buying this live in a world totally removed from the rest of us. I’m having like, a visceral reaction to this - I would look at someone wearing this like I would a venomous spider.
I love this kind of shit. Total mark. I’ll admit it.
I’m too broke for these brands and I’m not buying anything anyways so keep your hate to a minimum. Also, try to be funny. K thanks xo
Perfect for that special hoser, eh.
take off, eh?
Sorry
I at first thought this was the Lemmyshitpost community. 😭
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I do hope this shows up in Harry Potter by Balenciaga 3
Edit: For uneducated (i.e. the H&Ms)
Harry Potter by Balenciaga part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtnt84CDP-s
Harry Potter by Balenciaga part 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvfp9L-qU7k
I actually don’t hate it.
I just don’t know who this is for. The kind of person who would want a hose clamp as a bracelet certainly isn’t the kind of person who’ll get a $700 bracelet.Actually, I just realized while writing this, this is actually perfect for the kind of person with one of those pristine, enormous pickup trucks. It’s for people with wealth who want to larp as working class.
Guys… This is actually cool tho
It would look cool with a punk style. It’s symbolic. I wouldn’t pay that much for it, but it is a funny design and pisses people off.
you know theres probably gonna be a sucker out there wanting it to make himself feel like blingin handydweeb
If you wear this out, you are a limousine punk of the highest order.









