Companies: we can’t find anyone to hire
Their hiring process:

Edit: should have added: meet everyone on the team in a separate interview, “we think your last job overpaid”, “it’s really close between you and another candidate, can you do one more call?”, senior responsibilities with junior pay, 6 years experience with new tool, we include AI use in performance reviews…
hey give me those all rounder offers, all i’m seeing is “we’re looking for a specialist in marketing in tiktok comments who speaking C2, B1, and A1 in Latin, Ancient Egyptian, and Mayan respectively. 5 years of experience required”
Okay, but you need to be an all a rounder with a deep specialization in DreamWeaver CS4 (which I think is when fireworks compatibility broke and macromedia was finally absorbed)
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Companies are actively selecting for fraudsters and liars.
If they are too stupid to realize this, fuck em, they’ll burn themselves down.
I really should watch the Odyssey; I immediately knew what movie and scene this was from without even having seen the trailer because it lines up so well with what I imagined from reading that scene, that’s often the sign of a very good adaptation.
I like how Anne Hathaway is used for corporate HR memes.
I totally reco watching “The Return”
Fiennes take on the bow was awesome.



