“Don’t put your mouth where you wouldn’t put your fingers first”
“If you don’t want dirt on your dick when you ride a horse use a blanket or keep your pants on”
“Hey, keep your own tissues and lotion in your room”
“I had a patient that had gonoria so bad that he just tried ignoring it. We had to peel those nasty underwear off of him, smelling liked something died. Anyways wear a condom.”
“God never says sex is a sin, we’re even commanded to go have kids, but what makes lust a sin is when you get it twisted and think your desire matters more then someone elses humanity.”
The actual “talk” never happened because I talked about sex with my parents (kids in school were talking about it in general) first and they said “I know you know about sex already but you should know it’s not appropriate to talk about it with anyone yet, when you’re older you’ll get it for now just be a kid.” Or something like that
“Don’t put your mouth where you wouldn’t put your fingers first”
“If you don’t want dirt on your dick when you ride a horse use a blanket or keep your pants on”
“Hey, keep your own tissues and lotion in your room”
“I had a patient that had gonoria so bad that he just tried ignoring it. We had to peel those nasty underwear off of him, smelling liked something died. Anyways wear a condom.”
“God never says sex is a sin, we’re even commanded to go have kids, but what makes lust a sin is when you get it twisted and think your desire matters more then someone elses humanity.”
The actual “talk” never happened because I talked about sex with my parents (kids in school were talking about it in general) first and they said “I know you know about sex already but you should know it’s not appropriate to talk about it with anyone yet, when you’re older you’ll get it for now just be a kid.” Or something like that