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minus-squareTwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up48·1 month agoWeird shit you did as a kid go: I got y’all beat. (No pun intended) Too scared to look up porn. Thinking I’d be caught. Ended up knocking over peasants in one of the early assassins creed games and rubbing my pants furiously when their underwear would show.
minus-squareFenrirIII@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up54arrow-down1·1 month agoWhat is it about the internet that made you feel like sharing this?
minus-squareOriginEnergySux@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·1 month agoI used to wait until my mum would go shopping and then i would rub one out to the posters on the sex shop walls in GTA San Andreas
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·1 month agoI used to get off on making sims pee themselves.
minus-squareFluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 month agoYou win…or lose. Whichever’s worse.
minus-squareTwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoHow many times have you been peed on in real life? That’s advanced.
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoTragically few, to your point.
minus-squarerainbowbunny@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoNever too late to chase your dreams
minus-squareFluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 month agoSame but Duke Nukem 3D. Those were desperate times.
minus-squareMaster_Suck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·1 month agoGaming related? I let Banjo die and his sister be transformed so I could goon to sexy Gruntilda. I set the CPU to Idle in Dead or Alive practice mode so I could knock over the female fighters and see their breasts heaving on the ground. I finished to a car rocking back and forth in GTA 3. Non-gaming? No way in hell. Those die with me.
minus-squaretitter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoFreud voice now tell us about, the peasant . . . A.K.A. your mother…? Dr Ruth voice The Penis… …
Weird shit you did as a kid go:
I got y’all beat. (No pun intended)
Too scared to look up porn. Thinking I’d be caught. Ended up knocking over peasants in one of the early assassins creed games and rubbing my pants furiously when their underwear would show.
What is it about the internet that made you feel like sharing this?
Now you go.
I used to wait until my mum would go shopping and then i would rub one out to the posters on the sex shop walls in GTA San Andreas
I used to get off on making sims pee themselves.
You win…or lose. Whichever’s worse.
How many times have you been peed on in real life?
That’s advanced.
Tragically few, to your point.
Never too late to chase your dreams
Same but Duke Nukem 3D. Those were desperate times.
“Wanna dance?”
Gaming related?
I let Banjo die and his sister be transformed so I could goon to sexy Gruntilda.
I set the CPU to Idle in Dead or Alive practice mode so I could knock over the female fighters and see their breasts heaving on the ground.
I finished to a car rocking back and forth in GTA 3.
Non-gaming?
No way in hell. Those die with me.
Freud voice now tell us about, the peasant . . . A.K.A. your mother…?
Dr Ruth voice The Penis… …