• EvilBit@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    I can explain. The kid ordered everything on theirs, the parent ordered nothing but meat, rice, sour cream, cheese, and extra victim complex.

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      2 months ago

      Toppings and complex flavor profiles are a gateway to other forms of complexity, like complex thought and self-awareness. Dad doesn’t want that kind of liberal propaganda being fed to him.