Take it to the police and ask them. They have a lot of experience with that sort of thing and will be able to give you a super quick response.
Just eat it. The whole thing. One sitting.
No wine pairing or side dish recommendations? Low effort comment smh
Fava beans and a nice Chianti. Everyone knows that, so it goes without saying.
Oh, it’s super easy. What’s your address?
It’s super easy, but it depends on your address.
You got any pigs handy? The eat anything.
Someone already suggested bringing it to the cops earlier in this thread
Call 911, forensics will deal with that for ya 😉
Disguise the body with a fake mustace, nose, and glasses. Now you got a carpool buddy.
How long do you need to hide it for?
A locking chest freezer has proven handy for me in the past.
Be mindful of a pig farmer
Only if the pigs have been starving for a few days….
Got a spare car? Hide it in the back and take it to a scrapyard. They tend to have some nice shredders
From all the times this is asked on Reddit, apparently you put yogurt up the bum
Who did you kill this time?
Sounds like it’s getting brutal over there on lemmy.world
Try chopping it up in a meat grinder, as long as the only thing that comes out, that’s left of them is their eyeball, they’re probably dead.
Gonna need a rug and some moving dollys
