Walk directly across the hood.
Unironically this. You either walk right over it or take a seat on the hood.
So close…
seatshit.FYFY
Only do this when the driver is there. If not call the cops.
It’s a tough one honestly, because you never know if its someone that’s generally a considerate person but had to park for an emergency… Or if it’s just a general asshole on a standard day.
Judging by the car make and model though (all black Tesla), I’d lean towards the latter.
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If hazards are on, I’d give the benefit of doubt, otherwise, probably not.
Well, I would imagine someone in emergency would at very least leave emergency lights on. I’m assuming OP wouldn’t time the picture so they don’t show up.
If I don’t know (sometimes you figure out it’s a nurse for example) I move open the wipers as a little sign.
Mild annoyance and then continue with my day. If I’m really annoyed report it to whoever issues the parking fines in the area.
My city has a sick app for reporting these sorts of things! Just snap a photo and it tags the location and uses OCR to get the license plate number.
My reaction would be How did i get to another country?
I called parking enforcement on this one. Right in front of the job site drive. We don’t come here everyday, but when we do, it’d be nice to be able to pull in. They called me when they got to the car and asked if I wanted it toed. I said that they do it all the time but just give a warning, because it’s the first time I’ve called. Next time, it’s gone.
Nicer than I would have been. I would have told them hell yeah, please tow it. I don’t think people should get a “freebie” for something this egregious.
The front and rear wheels are different.
Nah. Everything in the background is perfect, including the sign and pile of wood debris.
Not AI, if that’s what you were implying.
I mumble “what an asshole” and move on with my life
But but… it’s a Tesla!!!@!
The least you could do is molotov it.
Asshole is an asshole, regardless of a car brand… but lemmy absolutely hates anything and everything Tesla.
Fair point
Walk over it. Even if it’s filmed, they are in a crosswalk what would come of that? Get some friends to do the same. If they don’t want their car walked on, don’t park on the crosswalk.
Change into my “blind guy” costume and beat the car with my stick until someone stops me.
Call the cops and wait there to watch it get towed.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a cop do anything that could be called useful. I mean I’m sure they must occasionally, but I cannot attest to it.
Move to a civilized country then.
I’m working on a Canadian passport as we speak. Fingies crossed
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Walk over its hood. It’s technically not illegal in most parts.
I would think wow that’s terrible parking, and would wonder if they’ll get a ticket from somebody who makes a living putting tickets on improperly parked cars.
Mix glitter and superglue in a water balloon
Or put bleach in a water balloon. Will fuck the paint up if they don’t remove it quickly and they might not notice their car got bleached bombed until it’s too late.
I like the way you think
