Breathes heavily in British So what do you want for him?
What I want for him? I want for him to be happy and loved 🥰
Can you spare some blood/hair samples? For… Posterity?
Plot Twist: Your cat used to play Quake competitively.
After the neutering, this is all he has.
This morning our cat dug a discarded piece of plastic out of the trash and dropped it on me to wake me up for breakfast. Buddy, I get you think this is just as cute as dropping any of your other toys in the bed, but come on…
Anything that didn’t come out one end or the other and wasn’t killed isn’t that bad overall, though.
Picard: So, Commander Data. How goes Spot’s new training regiment?
Data:

Oliver looks so proud. Certified good boy ❤️
My sisters cat does the same thing
Such a helpful kitty!
Must be an English cat
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