Fuck yeah 🤘 we should all be so lucky to have someone help us end on a high note.
The crime was that the nursing home couldn’t bill for that time
What a legend. The both of them.
Meth is never blue, if that’s the actual baggie then people are adding food coloring to meth to make it look like Breaking Bad lol
True, but doesnt mean it never happens
I think there was an episode of attack of the show that brought up dealers were selling meth dyed blue because of the show and how you dont think of meth users as people who would care about the colour. If it was a different show I apologize.
Bit off-topic, but I find it fascinating that in most societies there is a right to live, but no right to die. Like I can’t just walk into a pharmacy and buy something that kills me. I mean, sure, you could OD on stuff, but u can’t buy something that is specifically made to kill u (as painless as possible).
in most societies there is a right to live
Is there? Seems like a pay-to-win system.
Like I can’t just walk into a pharmacy and buy something that kills me.
You absolutely can, it just won’t be a fun way to go.
I mean, you need to give more context. Some people flip their fashion style overnight, what’s to stop them from impulse buying the death pill after a breakup ?
Well, if a person decides to live today, it can always re-evaluate tomorrow.
If a person decides to die today, it a one way ticket. No reimbursement
I’ve said to my partner several times that as soon as I lose cognitive ability just to kill me.
No one needs that burden and I’d rather her get all my savings, rather than an old people’s home
It won’t happen all at once. There will be some last part of you that she won’t want to lose.
How would she get an old people’s home?
Ah fuck I missed some words
Now that’s love. A little dark, but honest.
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Once my memory starts to go, I want to be sat down in front of a (cooked) frozen pizza, outside if summer, and once I’m 3/4 done with the pizza, I want someone shoot me in the head from behind. (.22 is enough if not shot “straight”, nothing fancy needed.)
No funeral, just burn me and dumb the remains into the river I grew up next to. Or heck, unmarked grave in the forest is okay too, don’t know how shitty this world turns.
Do you want the pizza to be Tombstone® brand?
Lol, not sold in my country but that would be great :D
Sign up for organ donation at least
In my country you gotta sign to get out of that! (Also, if I live so old my memory leaks, don’t know if my organs are any good.)
When I die put my bones in an empty street
To remind me of how it used to be
Don’t write my name on a stone
Bring a Coleman lantern and the radio
Cleveland game and two fishing poles
And watch with me from the shore
Ghostly steel and iron ore ships coming homehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CG6gpwYH1DM
Made me think of this. Apologies in advance. Now to find a distraction from the melancholy it always elicits.

Snotty beamed me twice last night. It was…… wonderful.
What was he arrested for?
Sexy
Florida Man out here doing this every day of his life
Interesting
Jack Packard? O.o






