If I had an extra hand I’d use it to build another arm so I could hug you while cooking onions.
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I’m not sure this qualifies as food porn, but I often wish for a third hand too
It’s food (preparation) porn
Where would you put it? Forehead? Chest? Grundle?
The taint, obviously
Topical ointment for the parabellum.
protip: if you cut along the ‘grain’ of the onion instead of against it, you’ll be able to get a thinner slice and it will make you cry less. Cutting against the grain is better for salads or uncooked onion imo
keep in mind none of that really applies to using a serrated blade…
Obviously… I would normally use a butterknife, but I thought… perchance… the serrated might make me seem fancy?



