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Whenever I see elaborate sex toys, my first thought always is. “How could you possibly keep that thing sanitized properly. I mean. Common.”.
I bet it’s not even officially licensed, smh
It has electronics included, says “Dag GUM!” when you finish.
Dag GUM that’s yummy cum!
If I’m lyin’ I’m cryin’.
it’s not what you think, you only put your toes in it. it’s a toe-mater
I sure hope it’s rare. Those cheap ass parts? There are better ways of giving your dick cancer.
What a terrible day to have eyes and be able to read.
…I’d buy it though.





