CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 13 days agoI only date virginslemmy.worldimagemessage-square50linkfedilinkarrow-up1603arrow-down113
arrow-up1590arrow-down1imageI only date virginslemmy.worldCultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 13 days agomessage-square50linkfedilink
minus-squareSubArcticTundra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up41·13 days agoThe virgin penis is still full of cum that has built up in it over the years. That’s why it’s so big. Do you really want to have to face 5 year old cum
minus-squareValmond@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·13 days agoThe old “saving up for marriage”
minus-squareSCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·13 days agoI imagine it probably turns to curd or cheese, and then polymerizes and you can shoot bullets like the worst revision batman.
minus-squareSubArcticTundra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up9·13 days ago it probably turns to curd or cheese Ah, that’s what that is. I think mine is leaking
minus-squareMongostein@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up3·12 days agoNo no, it’s the microplastics in our balls that make us shoot airsoft pellets
minus-squareLH0ezVT@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·13 days agoIs dick polymer biodegradable? If so, maybe we can tackle the whole microplastic issue as well!
The virgin penis is still full of cum that has built up in it over the years. That’s why it’s so big. Do you really want to have to face 5 year old cum
The old “saving up for marriage”
I imagine it probably turns to curd or cheese, and then polymerizes and you can shoot bullets like the worst revision batman.
Ah, that’s what that is. I think mine is leaking
No no, it’s the microplastics in our balls that make us shoot airsoft pellets
Is dick polymer biodegradable? If so, maybe we can tackle the whole microplastic issue as well!