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No cause I’m your person, I immediately traumadump the second I feel like you’re a good person lmao
date was trash? OK, but did you have a weird time and get a good story?
I prefer the time I went on a date with an unhinged woman that had a purposefully blurry picture that stole a bathroom tile from a Mayhem show than the zillion that ghosted me. We went to my favourite cocktail bar, and I wanted nothing more than want to escape the situation, but my dumb ass blurted out “It’s a lovely day, do you want to go on a walk?” And then we walked for 3 miles.
Worth it. I wanted nothing to do with her, but at least I have the story about the time I went on a date with an unspecified mentally ill scary woman and was so stupid I extended the date.
Please tell me what “mentally ill” looks like, because I had a great second date but I did steal his socks (I did left mine in exchange to be fair). But now I worry he might think me unhinge.
general indicators of mental health issues were discussed. Various harmful impulsive behaviours.
My rule is: if you’re gonna trauma dump, let me do it too.
Because then we start off with a good commiseration and we get to see how traumatized we are and if that trauma will prevent or enable chemistry.
that’s fair, just wait your turn. no interrupting my t-dump with how it relates to your life
This could be my wife. All of her coworkers and employees constantly give her their life stories in gritty detail. She is always appalled by the amount they tell her, but… she doesn’t ask them to stop.
The woman loves drama that she isn’t involved in. Internal drama stresses her out, but other people’s drama is just her reality tv shows come to life. Everywhere she has ever worked, inevitably her favorite coworker is the grumpiest person in the office who has no filter about everyone else in the office.
Actually, at this very moment, she is scrolling through people posting on a facebook group who are angry that this local doctor just got fired “out of nowhere”. In reality, we know the full story. He was fired for harassing and disparaging every woman in the clinic with a bunch of sexist shit, driving at least 3 to quit, and for massively overprescribing pain meds to a ton of people and trying to get other (women) physicians to write his scripts for him to take the liability off of himself. He’s a real scumbag. Half of the people in the threads are his patients who have been getting their fix from him, though, so they are talking about what a great doctor his is. She keeps sending me screenshots.
Oh hey, I’m like that. You just be awkward and amicable, pretend you’re boring but cool with whatever and people will just tell you all sorts of wild shit that’s going on.
It’s funny because I’ve been the boring lady at jobs solely because I don’t get involved in drama and I keep the scandalous parts of my life private
30 minutes? Why wait so long!?!
Probably because my parents would whip me with a cat of nine tails if I rushed. Old habits die hard!
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