And I’m happy to do so.
And when you swim, you’re swimming in Elton John’s jizz.
Every glass of water you drink is basically statistically guaranteed to have a free sample of hydrogen atoms that were once sold as gamer girl bath water by Belle Delphine
Also Marilyn Manson’s. And not just piss.
Just MM’s pee floating around in our water supply the past 60 years? Nobody else’s pee? What’s going on?
Oh you’re a people person eh? Name every people then!
OMG yum!
Maybe it all travels together so one person gets the full Marilyn before passing it on.
This is clearly nonsense, some people don’t shower every day.
I am reminded of those water bottles that have encouragements to drink water printed on them. This could be a powerful source of motivation for some
Bill gates drank water that was filtered from raw sewage and I will never forget that.
Where do you think your tap water comes from?
From Bill Gates’ asshole juice, obviously.
Reminds me of a thought experiment, which, with some assumptions, calculated that the final solution while preparing a homeopathic “medicine” contains more Hitler’s piss than whatever the active ingredient was originally. Y’know, in case the fact that, in quite a few of those, a molecule of said active ingredient corresponds to more molecules that are estimated to exist within the observable universe isn’t enough
calculated that the final solution while preparing a homeopathic “medicine”
You can’t call it the final solution 😭
Don’t whant to judge but: What a strange thought mate, are you OK?
No, I’m not ok. But that also has nothing to do with this showerthought
Boooo fuck you!
We’re also inhaling her recycled farts…
Assuming 1.5 L/day for 36 year and Earth’s freshwater volume of 3.5 × 10¹⁹ L, that would be a concentration of ~0.00000000056 ppm, if perfectly mixed.
A 50 L shower has ~1.7×10²⁷ water molecules… assuming perfect mixing of her water in Earth’s freshwater… roughly 1 trillion Monroe-source water molecules per shower.
And now I am regretting my life decisions.





