Who knew there was a championship in flat packing.
Flatpack World Championship
WTF is this? Is she some world leading package manager?
and broken her personal best assembly time in the process.
I guess it must be, they probably mean compiler and not assembler, did she overclock her computer? Or use specially compiled compilers?
building a bedside table in eight minutes 20 seconds.
Goddammit! What does that have to do with “flatpack”?
I came here to make the joke you already made and you made it better so I’ll just show myself out.
I’m guessing bedside table is slang for a small table, and to be honest taking more than 8 minutes to build a small table isn’t very impressive for any app.
Flatpack vs flatpak
Ahh, so there’s a fork? Hadn’t heard of it
IKEA world championship.
What a time to be alive.
Oh snap.
A woman has retained her title as Flatpack World Champion and broken her personal best assembly time in the process.
eight minutes 20 seconds
Coding anything in assembly in under 9 minutes is incredible, much less publishing a full app!
I hope she celebrated with a Wigan Slappy.
KULLEN Chest of 2 drawers, white, 35x49 cm - IKEA [80309241]
I wonder how they standardize. The difference between IKEA and not-IKEA from a familiarity as well as design standpoint can be significant. IKEA is easy, but I’ve had some alternative companies that don’t put any care into how things go together.
Dude IKEA doesn’t care how things go together.
Every fucking time I buy IKEA shit it always comes out wiggly wobbly or something didn’t quite align right or this or that or the other. It’s cheap garbage.
Relatively recently decided to splurge on a bunk bed for the kids from a real furniture store that costs a little more.
Everything was tight, bro. Fit so good, and everything was just so sturdy and steady. Loved building it together with the wife as well. It was quite enjoyable.
I hate IKEA. Greetings from its motherland. 🙍♂️
That’s the complete opposite of my experience
Yeah, ikea is cheap and doesn’t last. But double the price and it feels the same (wobbly), except the holes are 1mm from where they should be.
Must be some shitty furniture companies then. Should be a matter of paying more to get higher quality.
smack barm pae wet and furniture assembly
