And now for something completely different, here’s the sketch in question.
If she doesn’t want spam why doesn’t she order Egg and bacon, or egg, sausage, and bacon, which are the first two menu items?
That’s where it fell apart for you? 🤪
Because it wouldn’t be as funny that way.
Don’t cause a fuss.
That’s part of the joke.
Cuz that’s not got much spam in it.

LOVELY SPAM… WONDERFUL SPAAAAAM
It’s fun to see how people are re-learning history. It’s like an eternal September.
True story ; In Australia Hormel were ordered to withdraw an advertising campaign featuring the song “Spam - it’s real spiced ham !” because Spam is not ham and doesn’t contain any spices…
Wait, what is Spam then? I thought that was the whole thing… Sp(iced H)am.
I’m going to be disgusted by the answer, aren’t I?
Pork, ham, and salt, mostly. So it is spiced ham if you consider salt a spice (it’s not).
…Is the implication here that Americans consider salt a spice, or pork a spice?
When I was young I asked my dad what Spam was made of. He told me “Chicken lips and assholes”. My dad is a funny guy.
Legally you need quotation marks, “pork,” and “ham,” mostly.
No, it is real pork and real ham. It’s mostly the shoulder cuts, but there’s still real ham in there.
Yeah, I thought it was “Shoulder of Pork and Ham”
Spam is an abomination created to short our armed forces of real vittles in World War II, fucking MarArthur that son of a bitch he’s in hell now.
Great watch before I make Spam fried rice for dinner. Thank you.
Well… sortof
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